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• 09:14 I have an unfortunate case of senioritis. I'm not a senior, about to go on vacation from work, or about to quit my job. #

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• 01:02 Well, I didn't hit anyone. #
• 16:34 As much as I talk about being stabby, I'm actually pretty kind. But I I'm far more loyal than kind. Don't fuck with the fam. Just don't. #

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It's mid-December, people, and I am CLEARED FOR TAKEOFF.


Which means Super Active Weekend starts....[looks at watch] oh, about *now*.


TONIGHT, I AM GOING TO DNA FOR XMAS MEAT, WAAA-HOO!

*click*




I'm headed out at happy hour to Mr. Smith's to celebrate Work Spouse's Last Day at Hell EVER (so traumatic), and then will truck on down to sit on Santa Pig's lap.



Tomorrow night, I am super-pleased to say that I'm making it out to this month's Hubbs:





At NEITHER of these parties will I be dressed like a slutty elf.
Or on a gogo box.
I will be wearing my OWN freaking clothes and sitting and socializing. Hooray!

You come, you see me, you mock my shoe. How does that sound?


Saturday holds the 5&D trunk sale and hosting Work Spouse's going-away party. Woof.



I'm feeling pretty stoked, folks. Things are pretty OK over here. And I'd love to see you.

I'm pretty excited to be singing in the opening act this Friday with Wiggy Darlington, Honeysuckle Moses, Alotta Boutté, Sparkly Devil, Honey Lawless, Gigi D'Flower, and Twinkletoes McGee. But don't take my word for it--check out this write-up in the SF Bay Guardian:

Hubba Hubba Revue's Chrismanukkah

Hubba Hubba Revue is big in England. Word of the SF burlesque troupe's shenanigans had reached my burlesexual friend Lou Lou, who knows about tassel-twirling because, back in Blighty, she's a "maid" who flounces about the stage between acts cleaning up the dancers' tossed underthings. Lou Lou was convinced "the maid" was a universal feature of burlesque shows, and was surprised to learn that in the Hubba Hubba Revue, her role is played by a man-monkey named Zip the What-Is-It, bald but for a tuft of hair on his crown. Things are different here. But they do have lovely ladies stripping all retro-like and enough shiny bells and whistles to keep even the burlesque-shy (does such a person exist?) jaw-dropped and fancy free. The troupe's holiday celebration promises peace and goodwill to (wo)man, and performances by Bunny Pistol, Professor Shimmy, and Meshugga Beach Party, a Jewish folk surf jam experience. (Caitlin Donohue)

9 p.m., $12–$15
DNA Lounge
375 11th St., SF
(415) 626-1409
www.dnalounge.com
www.hubbahubbarevue.com

I have been extremely, extremely update-lazy as of late.

Here's what's up. Sorry this is so very ( TL;DR, dude. )

So my birthday is days away and Christmas are coming up. And I like presents. And other people are posting their wishlists, so here's mine that I sent to my family. This purely material. Maybe for New Year's I'll make up a fanciful list of things for next year:

Videos:
Pushing Daisies Season 2
Hedwig and the Angry Inch
Muppet Show Season 3&4

Technology:
Roku Box http://www.roku.com/
Itwinge (Keyboard for iphone) http://www.mobilemechatronics.com/itwinge.html
Roomba
Wii
TV speaker system (small-I do not have one in mind yet)
Sunbeam Rocket Grill (and grilling pouches)
Glow Poi (Ballchain, 7 Color Change, Double Loops, 29”, 2 ses of batteries) http://www.thespinsterz.com/led-toys/glowballpoi.htm


Online:
Gift Certificate to Target
Gift Certificate to Audible.com
Gift Certificate to Urban Outfitters
Gift Certificate Sephora
Pretty much anything from here: http://shanalogic.com
Kitty Ears (or Playa rainbow shrub in accessories): http://bunnywarez.com/catalog/index.php/cPath/46


House:
Fireproof Safe


Clothing:
Good soooooooft long robe-2XX


Here’s an overall wishlist of lots of items:
http://www.kaboodle.com/xoxoxtc/xoxoxtcs-wish-list?startIndex=0§ion=

• 13:26 Si seulement.... #

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